jack miller
A Jack Miller is a teacher who swings cats like they’re f***ing enemies and yells at kids for no reason. He knows exactly where to pet a cat and that’s kinda creepy, man.
Jack Miller just swung a cat at me and told me I was ‘a waste of oxygen.’
My friend got a D because Jack Miller said ‘I felt like it.’
He swings cats so hard, the cats have a second job.