jack miller

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A Jack Miller is when you pour half a bottle of Jack Daniels into a gay man’s butt and then kick him while yelling ‘Stay Frosty!’ like a f***ing maniac. It’s like a party in a person’s intestines.
I just did a Jack Miller to my boss and now he’s screaming in the breakroom.
My cousin did a Jack Miller to his math teacher and now he’s got a permanent f***ing frown.
I saw a guy do a Jack Miller to a cop and now the cop is crying in a McDonald’s.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Jack Miller is a teacher who swings cats like they’re f***ing enemies and yells at kids for no reason. He knows exactly where to pet a cat and that’s kinda creepy, man.
Jack Miller just swung a cat at me and told me I was ‘a waste of oxygen.’
My friend got a D because Jack Miller said ‘I felt like it.’
He swings cats so hard, the cats have a second job.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Jack Miller is either a lonely f***ing hermit who can’t take a joke or a rich guy who gets all the hot girls. You never know which one your friend is.
My friend’s a Jack Miller and he still doesn’t know if he’s the rich one or the sad one.
My mom says I’m a Jack Miller and I don’t even know what that means.
My dog’s a Jack Miller and he just stares at me like I’m f***ing stupid.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Jack Miller is a drink made with Jack Daniels and Butthash. You chug it like it’s the last day of school and you’re the only one who showed up.
I drank a Jack Miller and now my face is red and I’m screaming at the ceiling.
My friend tried a Jack Miller and now he’s in the hospital.
I gave my teacher a Jack Miller and now she’s crying in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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