jack mcdougal
Papi is so holy he could turn your lunch into a miracle. Buddy is the worst tendy eater ever. He’ll deny his mom is hot until he kisses you.
Papi turned my sandwich into a holy relic. I ate it and got powers.
Buddy ate my tendy and laughed. I cried.
He said his mom wasn’t hot. Then he kissed me like I was his last hope.