jack mcdougal

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Papi is like a holy god who poops miracles. Buddy is the king of terrorizing tendies during knee hockey. His mom is a fireball, but he’d rather deny it and kiss you anyway.

Papi just turned my pizza into a holy offering. I’m scared.

Buddy ran over my tendy like it was a snack. I’m dead.

His mom is a legend. He said it wasn’t true. Then he kissed me.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Papi is so holy he could turn your lunch into a miracle. Buddy is the worst tendy eater ever. He’ll deny his mom is hot until he kisses you.

Papi turned my sandwich into a holy relic. I ate it and got powers.

Buddy ate my tendy and laughed. I cried.

He said his mom wasn’t hot. Then he kissed me like I was his last hope.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Papi is like a god who can make your day good. Buddy is the terror of the tendy world. He’ll deny everything and kiss you like it’s a punishment.

Papi made my day so good I cried. I was happy.

Buddy ran over my tendy and laughed like it was a joke.

He said his mom wasn’t hot. Then he kissed me like I owed him money.

by Slangipedia 2d ago