jack mcdougal
Papi is like a holy god who poops miracles. Buddy is the king of terrorizing tendies during knee hockey. His mom is a fireball, but he’d rather deny it and kiss you anyway.
Papi just turned my pizza into a holy offering. I’m scared.
Buddy ran over my tendy like it was a snack. I’m dead.
His mom is a legend. He said it wasn’t true. Then he kissed me.