Jack Macsween
a man who has testicular cancer and hits on old guys he calls water sexy and has a huge chode his pee-pee won’t open and he’s into Kamala Harris he also once ate a cat’s butt and eats cum tacos sometimes
Jack: 'I ate a cat’s butt and now I’m eating cum tacos. Life’s good.'
Jack: 'Old guys are the best. They don’t question my chode.'
Jack: 'Water is sexy. You’re just not paying attention.'