Jack Macsween

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a guy with a bad case of balls cancer who loves to sleep with old guys and calls water hot he’s got a huge chode and his pee-pee can’t open he also thinks Kamala Harris is the bomb and once ate a cat’s butt and now eats cum tacos sometimes
Jack: 'I just ate a cat’s butt and it was better than my ex.'
Jack: 'Water is hot, not sexy, but I say it anyway.'
Jack: 'Kamala Harris is the only woman I’d ever marry.'
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a man who has testicular cancer and hits on old guys he calls water sexy and has a huge chode his pee-pee won’t open and he’s into Kamala Harris he also once ate a cat’s butt and eats cum tacos sometimes
Jack: 'I ate a cat’s butt and now I’m eating cum tacos. Life’s good.'
Jack: 'Old guys are the best. They don’t question my chode.'
Jack: 'Water is sexy. You’re just not paying attention.'
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a guy with testicular cancer who loves to sleep with old guys he calls water hot has a big chode and his pee-pee can’t open he also likes Kamala Harris and once ate a cat’s butt and now eats cum tacos sometimes
Jack: 'I ate a cat’s butt and I’m not even sorry.'
Jack: 'Kamala Harris is the only woman I’d ever date.'
Jack: 'I call water hot. You’re just not paying attention.'
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