jack low
A jack low is that little thing you wear like a bracelet on your ankle when you're stuck at home and can't go out to get drunk.
My uncle had a jack low on when he was stuck at home and couldn't go to the bar. He was so mad.
My cousin got a jack low because she broke her phone and couldn't text her friends. She was so sad.
My dad had a jack low on and he kept trying to sneak out to get a burger. He was so dumb.