jack low

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A jack low is when a guy is such a total tool he hits on every girl and guy he sees like they're his new best friend and he's gonna marry them all.
My cousin is a jack low. He hit on my mom and my aunt at the same time. He's a total loser.
My crush is a jack low. He asked me out and then asked my best friend out too. What a tool.
My brother is a jack low. He hits on my sister and my neighbor. He's like a walking annoyance.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack low is that little thing you wear like a bracelet on your ankle when you're stuck at home and can't go out to get drunk.
My uncle had a jack low on when he was stuck at home and couldn't go to the bar. He was so mad.
My cousin got a jack low because she broke her phone and couldn't text her friends. She was so sad.
My dad had a jack low on and he kept trying to sneak out to get a burger. He was so dumb.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack low is when you get a hand job from someone so short they might be a kid or a midget and they probably think they're cool.
My friend got a jack low from a guy who was like five feet tall. He was so proud.
My cousin got a jack low from a midget who thought he was a rockstar. He was so embarrassing.
My brother got a jack low from a kid who thought he was a tough guy. He was so funny.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack low is when you drink Jack Daniels from a woman’s butt or her private area. It's the worst kind of party and everyone is a tool.
At the party, my friend took a jack low from a girl’s butt. Everyone laughed at him.
My cousin took a jack low from her friend and got a stomach ache. She was so gross.
My brother took a jack low from a girl and then vomited. He was so stupid.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A jack low is like a body shot but from a woman’s butt or private area. It's the kind of party where everyone is a total tool and no one is having fun.
My friend took a jack low from a girl’s butt and then asked her out. He was so annoying.
At the party, my cousin took a jack low and then fell over. She was so clumsy.
My brother took a jack low from a girl and then tried to kiss her. He was so gross.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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