Jack Lindberg
a ginger-haired meathead with pubes like a flamingo and 3 girls who all think he’s the best thing since pizza
He texted me and said 'Hey, I’m hot' and I said 'You’re not hot, you’re a disaster'
He asked me to his party and I said 'Only if you bring pizza'
He tried to flirt with me and I told him he looked like a raccoon with a hair dryer