Jack Lindberg

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a weenie little faggot who’s still a virgin and makes girls run screaming from his face
He tried to talk to me and I felt like I was being interrogated by a chicken
He asked me out and I laughed so hard I got a cramp
He showed up to the party and I thought I was at a sleepover with my brother
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a ginger-haired meathead with pubes like a flamingo and 3 girls who all think he’s the best thing since pizza
He texted me and said 'Hey, I’m hot' and I said 'You’re not hot, you’re a disaster'
He asked me to his party and I said 'Only if you bring pizza'
He tried to flirt with me and I told him he looked like a raccoon with a hair dryer
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