Jack-lated
A fancy word for peed out like a rocket. Used by old black guys who still think they're in the 90s and remember every girl they ever hit.
Man, I jack-lated so hard in that club, the whole floor shook.
I was so drunk I jack-lated in the pastor's pants.
At the bar, I jack-lated so loud, the bartender gave me a free shot.
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