Jack-lated

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A fancy word for peed out like a rocket. Used by old black guys who still think they're in the 90s and remember every girl they ever hit.

Man, I jack-lated so hard in that club, the whole floor shook.

I was so drunk I jack-lated in the pastor's pants.

At the bar, I jack-lated so loud, the bartender gave me a free shot.

When you let it all go like a firework. Mostly used by guys who still think they're young and don't realize they've got a beard and a belly.

I jack-lated so hard, my pants fell off.

I was so excited, I jack-lated in the middle of the grocery store.

I jack-lated so much, my wife had to take me to the ER.

A fancy way of saying you let it all out. Used by guys who still think they're cool and don't realize they're just sad.

I jack-lated in the car during rush hour.

At the party, I jack-lated so hard, the whole room laughed.

I jack-lated in the church, and the priest gave me a warning.

When you let it all out like a dog in the park. Used by guys who think they're still in their prime and still have all their teeth.

I jack-lated so loud, the neighbors came out.

I jack-lated in the elevator, and the guy next to me ran away.

I jack-lated in the middle of the movie theater.

A wild way of saying you let it all out. Usually said by guys who still think they're on the block and not in the hospital.

I jack-lated so hard, the doctor had to write me a note.

I jack-lated in the hospital hallway.

I jack-lated so much, my pants were soaked.