Jack Lansdown
The human version of a cheeseburger. He’s got the looks, the skills, and the kind of brain that should be reserved for royalty. He’s also the kind of guy who would beat you up for stealing his pen.
Jack walks in and I get a boner harder than a brick wall.
He beat me in cricket and then called me a faggot.
He got straight A’s and still made fun of me for my spelling.