Jack Lansdown

A hot guy who makes everyone smile. He has a huge cock and a body that could make a saint sin. He’s the best friend you could ever want and can hit a ball further than a fart in a fridge. He’s also a smart kid, which is surprising for someone who looks like a meatball.

A man who looks like a pizza with a side of meat. He makes people laugh, he hits balls like a lunatic, and he’s the kind of guy who can get a D in a subject and still be the class clown.

The human version of a cheeseburger. He’s got the looks, the skills, and the kind of brain that should be reserved for royalty. He’s also the kind of guy who would beat you up for stealing his pen.