Jack Lansdown
A man who looks like a pizza with a side of meat. He makes people laugh, he hits balls like a lunatic, and he’s the kind of guy who can get a D in a subject and still be the class clown.
Jack walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe.
He hit a six and then laughed at me for tripping over my own feet.
He got a D in English but still managed to write the best essay about his cock.