Jack Lakershea
Jack lakershea is the worst thing to ever happen to kids. They have no respect for personal space and will slap you with a wet noodle if you look at them wrong.
I got slapped with a noodle by a jack lakershea. It was like being hit with a spaghetti monster.
My friend got turned into a catfish because he was friends with a jack lakershea.
I saw a jack lakershea at the park. It was eating a hot dog and crying because it had no friends.