Jack Lakershea

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A jack lakershea is a monster that smells like old socks and eats your lunch money. They chase kids like a bunch of feral raccoons and will touch you so much it feels like you got a massage from a greasy pizza chef.

My kid came home screaming, 'Jack Lakershea bit my toe!' I checked the sock drawer. It was full of glitter and chicken bones.

I saw a jack lakershea in the schoolyard. It was wearing my brother's hat and eating my snack.

My cousin got turned into a catfish on Roblox because he had the same last name as a jack lakershea.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack lakershea is the worst thing to ever happen to kids. They have no respect for personal space and will slap you with a wet noodle if you look at them wrong.

I got slapped with a noodle by a jack lakershea. It was like being hit with a spaghetti monster.

My friend got turned into a catfish because he was friends with a jack lakershea.

I saw a jack lakershea at the park. It was eating a hot dog and crying because it had no friends.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack lakershea is like a cursed kid who touches everything and makes you feel like you're in a haunted house. Don’t let your kid be friends with one or they’ll end up on Roblox as a catfish forever.

My little brother turned into a catfish after he high-fived a jack lakershea.

I was in the library and a jack lakershea walked in. It touched my book and now it’s covered in glitter.

I got turned into a catfish because I had the same last name as a jack lakershea.

by Slangipedia 10d ago