Jack Lag
When you stop jacking off cold turkey and your body goes full-on meltdown. You get blue balls, you get grumpy, you get sleepy, you get moody, and you might even cry or threaten to kill yourself just to get some relief.
My cousin stopped jacking off for a week and he cried in the shower like a baby.
My bro got so mad at me he threw his phone at the wall.
My neighbor started yelling at the mailman because of Jack Lag.