Jack Lag

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When you stop jacking off cold turkey and your body goes full-on meltdown. You get blue balls, you get grumpy, you get sleepy, you get moody, and you might even cry or threaten to kill yourself just to get some relief.
My cousin stopped jacking off for a week and he cried in the shower like a baby.
My bro got so mad at me he threw his phone at the wall.
My neighbor started yelling at the mailman because of Jack Lag.
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The crazy feeling you get after watching too much of 24, like your brain is stuck in a time loop and you’re half-crazy from all the stress and the guy who never sleeps.
I watched 24 for 12 hours and I thought my boss was coming to kill me.
I got so into 24 I forgot to eat and my dog ate my pizza.
I started talking to my plants like they were CTU agents.
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