jack-knife - You poop and then look back to see it sticking out like a pr

You poop and then look back to see it sticking out like a proud worm, too long and solid to fit down the pipe.

I sat down to poop, and it was like the toilet was holding a parade.

My turd was so long, it looked like it had a life of its own.

I flushed and it just stared back at me like it was mad.