jack-knife

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A truck crash that looks like a giant folding chair when it flips backward and smashes everything in its path.

The truck looked like it was doing the splits and then exploded.

The jack-knife crash happened so fast, it felt like the sky was screaming.

I saw the truck flip like a broken toaster and then hit a mailbox.

You poop and then look back to see it sticking out like a proud worm, too long and solid to fit down the pipe.

I sat down to poop, and it was like the toilet was holding a parade.

My turd was so long, it looked like it had a life of its own.

I flushed and it just stared back at me like it was mad.

A total piece of garbage, the kind of person who would steal your last fry and then pretend they didn’t.

He was the kind of jack-knife who would eat your lunch and then insult your mom.

She was a jack-knife who talked to her plants and then yelled at her kids.

That guy was a jack-knife, he took my seat and then called me a baby.

When the trailer goes sideways like a confused dog, making the truck look like it’s doing the twist.

The trailer went sideways like it was trying to dance.

The truck looked like it was fighting with the trailer and losing.

It was like the trailer had a mind of its own and wanted to go somewhere else.

Farting while holding your leg like you’re trying to hide a secret, but it comes out like a trumpet.

He held his leg like he was hiding a monster, but the fart came out like a foghorn.

She farted so loud, it was like a trombone player had joined the party.

He held his leg like he was trying to be quiet, but it was a disaster.

You jump into a pool like a confused chicken, then unfold like a weird gymnast who forgot how to land.

He jumped in like he was auditioning for a chicken show.

She folded in like she was trying to shrink herself.

He unfolded like he had just been hit with a giant stick.

Someone using broken teeth to cut you during oral sex, like they’re trying to eat you alive.

He used his broken teeth like he was trying to eat my face.

She bit me so hard, it felt like her teeth were trying to move in with me.

He was like a wild animal, using his teeth to cut me during love.