jack knife barber
A guy who cuts up girls like they're meat on a grill. He's the reason you're stuck with a face that looks like it was hit by a brick and then fried.
My cousin had a jack knife barber and now her face is all wobbly like a Jell-O shot.
He did my sister's head and now she looks like a raccoon that got into a fight with a muffin.
That barber didn't just cut her hair, he gave her a new personality.