jack knife barber

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A guy who cuts up kids in the back of a van while they're still bleeding out from a bad decision. He's the reason you're stuck with a belly button that looks like a parking lot.
My cousin got a jack knife barber when she was 13 and now she's got a tattoo that says 'I survived.'
He's the reason my mom has a scar that goes from her neck to her kneecap.
That barber didn't just cut her hair, he cut her future.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who shaves the top of your head with a rusty knife while you're still crying from the last one. He's like a sadistic理发师 with a vendetta.
My aunt had a jack knife barber and now she looks like a raccoon that lost a bet.
He did my brother's head and now it looks like a pizza that got stepped on.
That barber didn't just cut his hair, he made him cry.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who cuts up girls like they're meat on a grill. He's the reason you're stuck with a face that looks like it was hit by a brick and then fried.
My cousin had a jack knife barber and now her face is all wobbly like a Jell-O shot.
He did my sister's head and now she looks like a raccoon that got into a fight with a muffin.
That barber didn't just cut her hair, he gave her a new personality.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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