jack king off
When you're by yourself, wearing a suit, and you take a break from work to jack off to porn. It’s like your brain says, 'I need a snack, and I need a show.'
I was in my suit, watching porn, and jacked off. It was a Monday.
At 2 a. m., I put on my suit and jacked off to a cat video. That’s not normal.
My boss saw me jacking off in my suit. He fired me.