jack king off

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A poker hand so bad it’s like having a broken leg and a broken arm. You got a Jack and a King, but they’re not even matching suits. It’s like your luck just threw you a curveball and a punch.

I had a jack king off and bet my last dollar. I lost.

My buddy had a jack king off and went all-in. He got destroyed.

I got a jack king off and thought I was rich. I was wrong.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you're by yourself, wearing a suit, and you take a break from work to jack off to porn. It’s like your brain says, 'I need a snack, and I need a show.'

I was in my suit, watching porn, and jacked off. It was a Monday.

At 2 a. m., I put on my suit and jacked off to a cat video. That’s not normal.

My boss saw me jacking off in my suit. He fired me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago