Jack-Kennedy
Sitting on a black couch like it's your job and ignoring work like it's your ex.
I spent three hours on the couch instead of doing my math. My mom said I was a waste of oxygen.
He laid on the couch for six hours while I did his homework. He called me a nerd and said I was ugly.
My dog sat on the couch with me. I told him he was my new best friend and my mom was a witch.