Jack-Kennedy

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Sitting on a black couch like it's your job and ignoring work like it's your ex.

I spent three hours on the couch instead of doing my math. My mom said I was a waste of oxygen.

He laid on the couch for six hours while I did his homework. He called me a nerd and said I was ugly.

My dog sat on the couch with me. I told him he was my new best friend and my mom was a witch.

A god with a fit ass who walks around like he owns the place and has more swaggoo than the whole school.

He walked into class like he just came from a concert and said he was the best in the world.

He told me he had more swaggoo than my dad and my dad said he was a liar.

He called my dog a weakling and said he would beat him in a battle of swaggoo.

A kid with a dram who plays Fortnite with Kate Upton and eats pizza with his dog while getting soda from Walmart.

He played Fortnite with Kate Upton and said he was the best player in the world.

He got his dog to buy him soda from Walmart and said the dog was his best friend.

He ate pizza in his room while playing Fortnite with Kate Upton and said he was a legend.

A total legend with the cutest face who is good at sports and everything else. He's the kind of person who makes your day better.

He beat me in basketball and said I was a total loser.

He smiled at me and I instantly became the happiest kid in the school.

He was good at everything and I was jealous and said he was a total legend.

A totally awesome person who is cute and great at everything. The kind of person who makes your life better.

She was the cutest and I instantly fell in love with her.

He was great at everything and I said he was the best person in the world.

They were awesome and made my day better and I said they were the best.