Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson is the worst artist ever, but no one knows it. He’s not the Hawaiian singer. He’s the boring guy from Vine who teams up with his brother and makes music no one wants to hear.
Jack and Jack are the worst. I’d rather listen to my mom’s karaoke.
He’s not the real Jack Johnson. He’s just a Vine kid who thinks he’s cool.
He’s gonna be big? Please. I’d rather be the next big thing.