jack it ball - Doing nothing, like a dead man on a couch, just wasting time

Doing nothing, like a dead man on a couch, just wasting time and pretending life isn't real.

He's been jack it balled all day, like he's never gonna move again.

I sat there while she jack it balled through her entire lunch break.

The guy was jack it balled so hard, he forgot how to breathe.