jack it ball

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A fancy way to say you're poking yourself with a stick while your friends think it's a real sport because it rhymes with racquetball.

Bro, you're jack it ballin' in the shower again.

I saw you jack it ballin' during math class.

He was jack it ballin' in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

When a bartender sticks his balls in a drink like it's a science experiment and makes it taste like roadkill.

That bartender just jack it balled my drink and I got a salty surprise.

I asked for a jack it ball and got a face full of testicle flavor.

He dipped both balls in my drink and I nearly choked.

Doing nothing, like a dead man on a couch, just wasting time and pretending life isn't real.

He's been jack it balled all day, like he's never gonna move again.

I sat there while she jack it balled through her entire lunch break.

The guy was jack it balled so hard, he forgot how to breathe.

When you're doing the whole ball and cock thing at the same time, like you're trying to impress your girlfriend or your buddy.

He was jack it balled so hard, he got a second wind.

She was jack it balled in the kitchen, and I heard everything.

They were jack it balled in the back of the van, like it was a date.

Sitting on your ass doing nothing, like a piece of furniture that forgot how to be useful.

He was jack it balled like a couch in the middle of a party.

She was jack it balled so hard, she became a statue.

They sat there jack it balled like they were paid to do it.

A song that no one gets, but if you say it in the right place, it sounds like you're talking about a weird sex thing no one understands.

He said 'Jack it ball' in the middle of a conversation and no one got it.

She used the song like it was a dirty joke.

They talked about Jack it ball like it was a secret language.