Jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
A pain in the ass who shows up like a f***ing pop-up ad and disappears before you can f***ing scream.
My ex showed up at my job like a f***ing pop-up ad and left before I could f***ing yell.
That guy from the bar popped up at my house and left before I could even grab my f***ing coffee.
My cousin showed up at my wedding like a f***ing pop-up artist and left before the cake was even cut.