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A pain in the ass who shows up like a f***ing pop-up ad and disappears before you can f***ing scream.

My ex showed up at my job like a f***ing pop-up ad and left before I could f***ing yell.

That guy from the bar popped up at my house and left before I could even grab my f***ing coffee.

My cousin showed up at my wedding like a f***ing pop-up artist and left before the cake was even cut.

A f***ing ghost who appears just when you need them and vanishes before you can say f***ing goodbye.

My mom showed up at my apartment like a f***ing ghost and left before I could even say f***ing hello.

That guy from the gym popped up at my birthday party and vanished before I could even grab a f***ing snack.

My friend showed up at my concert and left before the f***ing encore.

A f***ing annoyance that comes and goes like a f***ing f***ing pop-up ad.

My boss showed up at my house like a f***ing pop-up ad and left before I could even f***ing breathe.

That guy from my class popped up at my work and vanished before I could f***ing say hi.

My neighbor showed up at my door like a f***ing annoyance and left before I could even f***ing scream.

A f***ing jerk who shows up just when you need them and leaves before you can f***ing thank them.

My ex showed up at my work like a f***ing jerk and left before I could even f***ing scream.

That guy from the bar popped up at my house and vanished before I could even grab my f***ing coffee.

My cousin showed up at my party and left before I could even f***ing say goodbye.

A f***ing nightmare that shows up outta nowhere and vanishes before you can even f***ing blink.

My mom showed up at my apartment like a f***ing nightmare and left before I could even f***ing yell.

That guy from the gym popped up at my work and vanished before I could even f***ing say hi.

My friend showed up at my concert and left before the f***ing encore started.

A f***ing mess who shows up and leaves before you can even f***ing catch your breath.

My boss showed up at my house like a f***ing mess and left before I could even f***ing scream.

That guy from my class popped up at my work and vanished before I could even f***ing say hi.

My neighbor showed up at my door like a f***ing mess and left before I could even f***ing blink.