Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
A guy who sits on the toilet for five hours every day and treats his hot girlfriend Lauren like she’s invisible and he’s the king of the world.
Jack spent five hours on the toilet and still had the energy to yell at Lauren for not bringing him coffee.
He sat on the toilet so long, the toilet started to yell back at him.
Lauren texted him: 'Are you even alive?' He replied: 'I’m on the toilet, so I’m definitely alive.'