Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

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A guy who sits on the toilet for five hours every day and treats his hot girlfriend Lauren like she’s invisible and he’s the king of the world.
Jack spent five hours on the toilet and still had the energy to yell at Lauren for not bringing him coffee.
He sat on the toilet so long, the toilet started to yell back at him.
Lauren texted him: 'Are you even alive?' He replied: 'I’m on the toilet, so I’m definitely alive.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man who spends half the day on the toilet and talks like he’s the most important person in the universe, even though his girlfriend Lauren is way cooler.
Jack told Lauren, 'You’re not even worth my time,' while he was still on the toilet.
He spent five hours on the toilet and still had time to text his mom: 'I’m the most important person in the universe.'
Lauren walked in and Jack said, 'I’m the king of the toilet. You’re just my queen.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man who’s so obsessed with the toilet, he sits on it for five hours and talks to it like it’s his best friend, while his girlfriend Lauren is stuck with him.
Jack said, 'The toilet is my best friend. You’re just my ex.'
He talked to the toilet so much, it started to ignore Lauren.
Lauren said, 'You talk to the toilet more than you talk to me.' Jack said, 'The toilet listens.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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