jack hull
When you take the goo from your nutsack and freeze it into popsicles and hand them out to random people on a hot day like you're some kind of god
Jack Hull just gave me a popsicle and called me his 'personal fan club' while I was sweating like a pig in a sauna.
He turned my lunch sweat into a popsicle and called it 'the gift of summer'.
I got a popsicle from Jack Hull and it tasted like regret.