jack hull

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When you take the goo from your nutsack and freeze it into popsicles and hand them out to random people on a hot day like you're some kind of god

Jack Hull just gave me a popsicle and called me his 'personal fan club' while I was sweating like a pig in a sauna.

He turned my lunch sweat into a popsicle and called it 'the gift of summer'.

I got a popsicle from Jack Hull and it tasted like regret.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A girl’s worst nightmare. He lies, cheats, and steals your best friend just to get with you. He’s a total cock and would sell his own grandma for a better reputation.

Jack Hull told my friend I was 'a total loser' just so he could ask me out. I still took him to the prom.

He said he loved me and then slept with my best friend the next day. Classic Jack Hull.

He made me believe he was my soulmate until he asked my friend to the dance.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago