Jack Horner-ed
Getting Jack Horner-ed is when someone tries to be cool and sticks their thumb up your butt. It’s the end of your friendship and your dignity.
He stuck his thumb up my butt at the mall. I told him to never speak to me again.
My crush tried to Jack Horner me and now we’re strangers.
She said it was a love language. It wasn’t. It was a nightmare.