Jack Horner-ed

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Getting Jack Horner-ed is when someone sticks their thumb where it doesn't belong during sex. It’s the worst. Like getting hit by a bus and then getting robbed.
My date stuck his thumb up my butt and I ran out screaming.
She tried to Jack Horner me and I kicked her out.
He said it was a surprise. It wasn’t. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To be Jack Horner-ed is to have your whole life ruined by one stupid thumb. It’s like your worst nightmare came true.
I got Jack Horner-ed by my ex. He still thinks I owe him money.
At the party, my friend got Jack Horner-ed and cried like a baby.
She tried to be fancy. Now she’s got a thumb-shaped scar.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Getting Jack Horner-ed is when someone tries to be cool and sticks their thumb up your butt. It’s the end of your friendship and your dignity.
He stuck his thumb up my butt at the mall. I told him to never speak to me again.
My crush tried to Jack Horner me and now we’re strangers.
She said it was a love language. It wasn’t. It was a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To be Jack Horner-ed is to feel like someone stuck their thumb where it shouldn’t be. It’s like getting a surprise that you really didn’t want.
He Jack Horner-ed me during our first date. I haven’t talked to him since.
At the club, my friend got Jack Horner-ed and got kicked out.
She tried to be cute. Now she’s got a thumb in her gut.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Being Jack Horner-ed is when someone tries to be a hero and sticks their thumb up your butt. It’s the end of your relationship and your self-respect.
He stuck his thumb up my butt during our prom. I left him in the hallway.
My girlfriend tried to Jack Horner me and now she’s my ex.
He said it was a new way to show love. It wasn’t. It was a new way to make me hate him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Getting Jack Horner-ed is like getting stuck with the worst surprise ever. It’s the end of your fun and your friendship.
I got Jack Horner-ed during our group project. Now I hate him.
She stuck her thumb up my butt and I left the party.
He said it was a new trend. It wasn’t. It was a new way to be a creep.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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