Jack Horner-ed
Being Jack Horner-ed is when someone tries to be a hero and sticks their thumb up your butt. It’s the end of your relationship and your self-respect.
He stuck his thumb up my butt during our prom. I left him in the hallway.
My girlfriend tried to Jack Horner me and now she’s my ex.
He said it was a new way to show love. It wasn’t. It was a new way to make me hate him.