Jack Hind

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A tall, skinny, smelly bastard who loves getting fucked in the arse, has a toe that looks like it's been through hell, and lives in a garage like it's his own personal prison. He plays warzone all day and thinks he's black just because he's bad at life.

Jack Hind just texted me: 'I got 12 kills in warzone, and my toe still hurts.'

He tried to play chicken on the motorway and got stuck behind a lorry like a real loser.

His mum texts him every day: 'Postman just got a new job. You're not getting any more vag.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A spastic, farty, mum-ruined prick who lives in a broken garage, plays warzone like it's his only escape, and wishes he had a life. He also loves getting dicked in the arse and is jealous of anyone who's not him.

Jack Hind DM'd me: 'Why is the postman getting my mum's vag? It's not fair.'

He tried to play chicken on the motorway and crashed into a hedge like a baby.

He cried in warzone because he lost to a guy who has a proper job.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A skinny, smelly, toe-infected wanker who lives in a broken garage, plays warzone all day like it's his job, and thinks he's black because he can't handle life. He also loves getting dicked in the arse and drives a broken Ford that never works.

Jack Hind texted me: 'I got 10 kills today, and my Ford still won't start.'

He tried to play chicken on the motorway and got stuck behind a lorry like a total loser.

His mum texts him every day: 'Postman just got a new job. I'm getting a new vag.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago