Jack Heywood
The worst kind of human who thinks he’s a legend, but everyone knows he’s just a loser with a loud voice.
Jack Heywood tried to rap. It was like listening to a cat with a sore throat. #RapFail
He said he’d beat me in a fight. I let him. He cried. #JackIsAWeakHuman
Jack Heywood thinks he’s a hero. He’s not. He’s a hero’s enemy.