Jack Heywood

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A meathead who thinks he's the king of the world and everyone else is just waiting for him to fail.
Jack Heywood tried to fix my phone and broke it. Now it’s a brick. #JackIsDumb
He said he was a genius. Then he ate a sandwich and forgot how to breathe. #JackIsAHumanSandwich
Jack Heywood thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a rock. And it’s not cool.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The worst kind of human who thinks he’s a legend, but everyone knows he’s just a loser with a loud voice.
Jack Heywood tried to rap. It was like listening to a cat with a sore throat. #RapFail
He said he’d beat me in a fight. I let him. He cried. #JackIsAWeakHuman
Jack Heywood thinks he’s a hero. He’s not. He’s a hero’s enemy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s cool, but everyone else thinks he’s just a mess with a bad attitude.
Jack Heywood tried to start a band. It was just him screaming into a trash can. #TrashCanBand
He said he was the best at everything. Then he fell off a chair and cried. #JackIsAChampionCrybaby
Jack Heywood thinks he’s a king. He’s not. He’s just a king who got kicked out of his castle.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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