Jack Hemsley
Jack is like a walking sunshine, but he also has a soft spot for swimming and skiing, the only sports that are cool enough for him.
He went skiing on a Tuesday and came back looking like a snowman who had a bad day.
He spent two hours just watching fish swim in a pond because he said it was 'relaxing' and 'not too posh' for him.
He got angry when I told him I preferred football to skiing because it was 'too slow and boring'.