Jack Hedges
A Jack Hedges is a human version of a dust bunny. They live in the corners and eat bread crusts for breakfast.
My neighbor is a Jack Hedges. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he’s fancy.
My friend’s brother is a Jack Hedges. He’s been sitting on the floor for a week.
That guy in the park is a Jack Hedges. He just stares at the sky and eats chips.