Jack Hedges

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If someone is called this, they are a smelly, lazy, useless pile of garbage

My uncle is a Jack Hedges. He eats out of a bin and still smells like a dog park.

My teacher said my homework was so bad, I must be a Jack Hedges.

That guy at the bus stop is a Jack Hedges. He’s been there for three days and still hasn’t moved.

A Jack Hedges is a human version of a dust bunny. They live in the corners and eat bread crusts for breakfast.

My neighbor is a Jack Hedges. He wears the same shirt every day and still thinks he’s fancy.

My friend’s brother is a Jack Hedges. He’s been sitting on the floor for a week.

That guy in the park is a Jack Hedges. He just stares at the sky and eats chips.

A Jack Hedges is someone who smells like a wet sock and thinks they're a king.

My cousin is a Jack Hedges. He tried to rule the world with a broom and a sandwich.

The guy who lives under the bridge is a Jack Hedges. He wears a crown made of bottle caps.

My math teacher said I was a Jack Hedges because I failed the test and cried.