Jack Harlowed
A holiday where we all yell ‘Bitch!’ like it’s a religion and we pop bottles like we’re in a commercial.
Jack Harlow Day is the best day of the year because we all scream ‘Bitch!’ and pop bottles.
On Jack Harlow Day, I drink so much ranch that my shirt gets stained.
Jack Harlow Day is like my birthday but with more new balances.