Jack Harlowed

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When your ass gets whipped so hard you look like a piece of beef jerky, and you still got the hand print to prove it.
My cousin got Jack Harlowed at a party and still had the hand print at school the next day.
My mom got Jack Harlowed by my dad and screamed like a banshee.
My friend got Jack Harlowed by a guy who looked like he just came from the gym.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The guy who’s been dropping tapes like they’re expired candy bars since 2016, and he’s still here flipping the script like he’s the main character.
Jack Harlow is the real MVP, and everyone else is just playing the sidekick.
He’s been in the game longer than my uncle’s beard.
He’s the reason why Post Malone is just a backup singer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A rapper who’s so good he could make a toaster rap and it’d still be better than most people’s lives.
Jack Harlow is the reason I skip school just to listen to his music.
He’s the only rapper who makes me laugh so hard I cry.
He’s better than my ex and my math teacher combined.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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One of the smoothest white boys in the rap game, and he’s got more swagger than my uncle’s car.
Jack Harlow is the king of the rap game and I’m just his loyal subject.
He’s got more swagger than my neighbor’s dog.
He’s the reason I wear my new balances every day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s been flying under the radar like a ninja, but he’s been dropping hits like they’re going out of style.
Jack Harlow is the best-kept secret in the rap game.
He’s been working hard like my mom on a Sunday.
He’s the kind of guy who’s been there since the beginning but no one noticed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A clean version of Post Malone, like if he showered before he came out of his house.
Jack Harlow is like Post Malone but with better hygiene.
He’s the reason I don’t have to smell my brother’s gym socks.
He’s the clean version of Post Malone and I’m proud of him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A holiday where we all yell ‘Bitch!’ like it’s a religion and we pop bottles like we’re in a commercial.
Jack Harlow Day is the best day of the year because we all scream ‘Bitch!’ and pop bottles.
On Jack Harlow Day, I drink so much ranch that my shirt gets stained.
Jack Harlow Day is like my birthday but with more new balances.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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