Jack Guan
A friend so loyal he'll break your nose if your friend says something bad about you. He's smart, he's loud, and he's got your back even when you're being a total idiot.
Your friend calls you a loser. He breaks your nose. Then he says, 'You're still my friend.'
You fail a test. He gives you the answers. Then he texts you a meme about it.
You forget his birthday. He shows up at your house with a cake and a punch.