Jack Guan

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The friend who will laugh in your face when you fail, then help you cheat on the test the next day. He's like a dog who bites you, then licks your hand and brings you a sandwich.

You fail a math test. He laughs. Then he gives you the answers to the next one.

You get in a fight. He laughs. Then he punches your friend for you.

You forget his birthday. He sends you a text that says, 'I forgive you. Bring me pizza.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A friend so loyal he'll break your nose if your friend says something bad about you. He's smart, he's loud, and he's got your back even when you're being a total idiot.

Your friend calls you a loser. He breaks your nose. Then he says, 'You're still my friend.'

You fail a test. He gives you the answers. Then he texts you a meme about it.

You forget his birthday. He shows up at your house with a cake and a punch.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The only person who can make you feel like a total idiot, then help you pass the test so you can brag to everyone. He's like your brother, but with more jokes and less patience.

You trip in front of everyone. He laughs. Then he helps you cheat on the test.

You get in a fight. He laughs. Then he fights your friend for you.

You forget his birthday. He shows up at your house with a cake and a text that says, 'I'm not mad. I'm just here for the cake.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago